dirty beat

A dirty beat is when you're doing a carpool and you shart instead of fart.

Yo dude what did you just do?! Damn man I just did a dirty beat!

by Sordina_england December 8, 2020

Dirty Zhikun

The act simultaneously masturbating and defecating in a bath of reduced sugar orange juice concentrate, then bottling the bath contents and exchanging them with the rat king for used condoms and needles.

“I heard the homeless man down the street partakes in dirty Zhikun’s for fun”

by Woodsy678 January 30, 2025

dirty straw

When your girl let you do her in the ass and you pull out to give her a break cause it's hurting her. Then you look down to see shit on you dick so you get turned off and go limp.

We were having anal sex in the shower last night and but we didn't finish cause she gave me a dirty straw.

by 89anderson June 10, 2017

dirty tickle

Elegant colour, rich flavour.

Commonly offered to touts in return for testament tickets.

I'll give you a dirty tickle and a fiver for a testament ticket mate.

by Dirty tickler March 7, 2020

dirty sarpong

a teacher whos a complete wanker and keeps kids for detentions just to nonce on them

my teachers a dirty Sarpong

by dannydevitoishot October 11, 2021

dirty squirter

where a person farts waiting for a partner to insert the penis in the ass. Penis is then rapidly withdrawn leading to flatulence, continuing until a flurry of Diarrhoea is emptied out of the hole and all over the person in question.

“no way becky had tom give her a dirty squirter - it took weeks to wash off!”

by goonmunt69 August 17, 2025

Dirty Saskia

When you let your missus insert large objects in your rectum and let them pop out by themselves.

I Dirty Saskia'd my toaster last night!

by KinkyWinky123 February 22, 2024