National bully Lacy day

On June 3rd is National bully Lacy day. Probably cause she has freckles? If she fakes being Irish bully her.

Bully Lacy on June 3rd. National bully lacy day!

by jdioejwhf May 2, 2023

national hit teacher day

November 29

this day you will hit her as hard as possible on national hit teacher day

by jamal20944 November 29, 2023

National Blowjob day

Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out

Evan: Oi give me a blowjob

Evans missus:why

Evan: it’s national blowjob day

by Aizakku October 1, 2019

Good day

mom's still bitching but I have to go .

P1: have a good day

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd March 12, 2019

Long Shlong day

Long Shlong Day is dedicated to the very famous singer Trey songz

Becky- omg did you hear it’s Long Shlong day
Jenifer- Yeahhh we love you Trey Songz!

by 231_tng February 22, 2021

National Sex day

January 6th

Me: “Babe it’s national sex day, let’s celebrate”
Girlfriend: “okay sounds good

by Justmetonigh January 5, 2020

The Day OpposingFork Was Not Online

It was a cold, foggy and breezy day, the wind was moving the trees. The day already seemed to show that it is going to be be sad, and this moment in history shall be remembered forever, the clouds were dark, this was not an usual day, this is the day OpposingFork was not online, 25th October 2023. Truly, a sad day...

The Day OpposingFork Was Not Online is a poetic text made by no other than Dako himself. Praises to Dako for creating this inspiring and motivational poem, this is truly world changing and it deserves a nobel prize for showing the feeling of opposingfork not being online.

by Dako123 October 25, 2023