National Give Caleb Head Day

June 1st; start pride month out strong by giving your best bro Caleb head. Bonus points if hes short.

Caleb come over here its June 1st. Y'know what that means? It's National Give Caleb Head Day!

by beekid32 May 28, 2023

National Free the Nipple Day

May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird

Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”

Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”

by gymreaper May 28, 2023

Be Mean To Your Friends day

May 29th, Be mean to your friends day is a day to be mean to your friends just to confuse them!

You: You suck
Friend: WHAT? WHY??
You: Haha got you its May 29th, Be mean to your friends day.

by NeoDeadbolt May 29, 2023

kiss an indian boy day

Kiss a 5,5 indian boy with black hair and one that has a massive crush on you make sure it's soon he will also kiss you soon as he loves you very much<3

my moneky will kiss an indian boy very very soon and he will kiss her too as its kiss an indian boy day

by inlovewginger May 30, 2023

tiny dick day

May 17th is National Tiny Dick Day. A day that celebrates every man, woman, and everything in between with a tiny dick.

"its May 17th, National Tiny Dick Day! Go tell Brody!!"

by casynsjnxbxbb May 30, 2023

National Slap Faith Day

May 30th is the national holiday celebrated by slapping someone you know named faith (preferably across the face)

Zach: Hey Faith! Do you know what the date is today?
Faith: Umm yeah I think it’s the 30th of May?
*Faith proceeds to get smacked into the thirtieth of June*
Zach: Happy National Slap Faith Day!

by TrillClinton117 May 30, 2023

All Day I Dream

A party where everyone falls asleep because it’s so boring that you literally go there to dream. Melatonin is dripped into all food and drinks.

Hey who’s all going to all day I dream? Oh no one cause it’s boring, oh wait you’re all going anyway?

by Dicktoobig69 May 31, 2023