Dick

A modern tool for modern insults

Dude: Suck my dick
female women: when are you available

by Chubbycheeksdude June 10, 2021

shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.

Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.

by Thefanman July 6, 2022

Stiff Dick Baby Killer

Killer of baby’s, taker of dick

Jacob’s a stiff dick baby killer

by Plutocratic April 30, 2024

go big or suck dick

Alternative use of the phrase "go big or go home"

Schould not be used in family friendly matters

Family Friendly: If you go on the treadmill, go big or go home. *falls off treadmill" i guess i'll go home then.

Alternative: If you go on the treadmill, go big or suck dick. *falls off treadmill" ...

by Alexandrum July 20, 2023

Double-Dick

Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.

John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.

John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.

by Bitch Balls Deep January 20, 2017

dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection

bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection

by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021

Plural Dick

Having sex with 2+ dicks.

“Last night I took a Plural Dick! It felt amazing!”

by Olive ^_^ August 8, 2022