Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Dick Beacons

Generally used as a name for really nice breasts. No matter the size. They are so perfect they cause uninvited erections. Sometimes at the worst moments.

Guy 1: Hey man how did the presentation go?
Guy 2:Not good, I couldn't take my eyes off the instructors dick beacons. I couldn't lose the hard on at all. Just did it with a pitched tent.
Guy 1: Awe man now I'm pitching one from you talking about her dick beacons.

by Noremac1981 December 6, 2020

Snot-Dick

gonorrhea discharge from the penis

After you sleep with a local whore called Dirty Jessica you contract snot-dick

by BitchTiddies69 May 11, 2022

Dick

Your small hairy part

white stuff came out of that dick

by jknwad June 9, 2022

Dick

Pau da Bia.

Bia: dick = meu pau

by Lolizinha April 18, 2020

Dick

Something you can stick in a pussy mouth or butt that squirts out white stuff when hard

Julia: I can see your dick getting hard

Dan: I guess it’s time to insert it

by Fuckmeinmypussy21 June 14, 2020

chick with dick dude

When your driving down the street and you think it's a chick because of the long hair but when he turns around you notice it's a dude it's a chick with dick dude!

I thought it was a girl from behind but I was wrong it's a chick with dick dude

by Jevolve March 9, 2017