Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.
by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021
Get the Douche-dickmug. 
This means that the person really hates you and doesn't want to be around you. If someone says this to you, you should probably think of a comeback but if you can't just walk away like you think you're hot.
person 1: do you want to go on a date with me?
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
person 2: no sorry
person 1: I hate you so much go suck a dick
by ooop- October 15, 2022
Get the I hate you so much go suck a dickmug. by Kalboy November 7, 2020
Get the Bloody Dickmug. Another word for penis.
by FYI Informing Person April 23, 2017
Get the Dickmug. The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.
by please enter your username September 28, 2022
Get the The big dick paradoxmug. Where you have lied so much that the person you lied to sets your dick on fire.
If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.
If you dont have a dick, you will gain one and it will be put on fire.
by King_Toxic February 12, 2025
Get the Liar, liar, dick on firemug.