Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.
A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does
Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing
When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.
When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship
Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
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Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper
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