National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.
by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022
Get the Beat a Jesse day mug.The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
Get the National Punt Day mug.January 13th is beat any kinky people day you will hit them in the head. or the kinkler ghost will haunt you or otherwise just hit anyone that is acting kinky. they can commit any hate crimes it will be legal for 24 hours
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Get the national handjob day mug.National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
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