Dick-tac

A rude guy with a tic-tac size manhood.

...did you see that car swerve in front of me?? This dick-tac cut me off!!!

by MNtransplant December 8, 2019

No Dick December

During No Dick December you can't have a dick so if you have one HIDE please do because do you want to have no dick?

Person 1:Is it No Dick December?
Person 2:Sadly yes
Person 1:Fuck

by The Moronic Idiot November 16, 2023

dick spaghetti

After masturbating for a long period of time you finally shoot cum all over your belly. You then proceed to walk like a disabled person with Parkinson's to the shower to wash off all the semen. But the semen, instead of washing of easy, gets stuck in your pubic hair. It then forms some sort of 'layer' around it.

A: Dude, yesterday I was watching this video of someone giving this girl a huge semen bat and I came so much I created dick spaghetti in the shower.
B: Ew what the hell man?!

by Wacky Noodles January 16, 2017

Dick wad

A co-worker who sends you urban dictionary meanings on her/his day off

Do you know Catherine? She’s a dick wad

by PlEaSw April 20, 2022

Pack of Dicks

A group or of Fuckboys

"Look at those pack of dicks at the end of the bar"

by MetzgerMeister1 December 25, 2018

Grab dick month

The whole month of November is GRAB DICK MONTH

Hey you know what today is

Its grab dick month

by Hey hey hey hey boy October 26, 2019

dick lung

One who sucks a dick so hard they end up inhaling it and possibly choking on it.

Yo, she sucked that dick so hard she got dick lung.

by oldballs March 2, 2015