Shoe Balls are similar to blue balls. One gets shoe balls by shopping for amazing shoes but not actually making a purchase. The shoe balls condition can be compounded by trying on shoes in the store, thus realizing how much pleasure the shoes can bring you if you were to buy them, but ultimately not bringing any shoes home due to time or budget constraints. The shoes act as a major tease and can actually leave an aching in one's heart and soul, and potentially even one's crotch (depending on the severity of the shoe addiction and the price/sexiness of the shoes).
Lindsay visited the Stuart Weitzman shoe store on Fifth Avenue, then went to the shoe floor at Saks, but didn't purchase anything. She left with a major case of shoe balls.
by LindsayM November 4, 2011
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Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."
Lazy Employee: "Sorry Sir, I will get back to work ASAP."
by Best WWO Employee October 9, 2023
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You: Fuckin' hell, seems like this is a classic case of Ball Cucking
Opponent: Ha fuck you SSJ4 Gogeta using bitch.
Opponent: Ha fuck you SSJ4 Gogeta using bitch.
by beastmode8234 January 3, 2023
Get the Ball Cucking mug.1. Someone who's the opposite of a dick rider, instead of giving undeserved or excessive praise, these mfs hate like it's their day job.
2. Girl who doesn't give good head.
2. Girl who doesn't give good head.
1. What mfs in the comments of instagram and youtube do when a professional athlete makes a simple mistake anyone could have made.
2. "Yo bro I hooked up with Becky and it was the worst mistake of my life. I thought she was gonna be good at giving head considering the amount of dudes she's been with, but she's a ball biter. Still got marks on my left nut from last night."
2. "Yo bro I hooked up with Becky and it was the worst mistake of my life. I thought she was gonna be good at giving head considering the amount of dudes she's been with, but she's a ball biter. Still got marks on my left nut from last night."
by A95 September 21, 2023
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