No Simp Year

So we had "No Simp September" and "No Simp September" But next year is "No Simp Year" It's for both genders, if you lose, oh well. You can't simp for fictional, or real life people.

Boy : Hey girl you lookin fineee.
Girl : Um, you just lost No Simp Year!
Boy: What's that?
Girl: It's a challenge where both genders can't simp for a year!

by no simp something person October 04, 2020

dominic simp

Jolyn is obsessed with dominic and really loves him

“Jolyn found Dominic’s address” This is how Dominic simp is defined

by Pp good May 14, 2023

Simp-lifier

Accuses others of being Simps willy nilly, most probably because it takes one to know one.

Eric said" Your such a simp Toby", get on with your life". Toby replied "No man your just a simp-lifier"

by Thepwerplelazer January 12, 2015

Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.

"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"

by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020

Ultimate Simp

hoes before bros 99% of the time

Name is normally kai

hes such a kai law,

hes simping oh wait nvm its a kai law im not suprised

Hes an ultimate simp just like a kai

by kais ex bros September 04, 2020

Dream Simp

Extreme low functioning autism

"Hey did you know that Emma's a Dream simp"
"So that's why she's always getting FS"

by endL July 16, 2022

___the.weird._.simp

The best, cutest person and mutual, literally the best person on the whole world <3.

-Who’s ___the.weird._.simp?
-The cutest person on the whole word

by his favourite person ig July 06, 2021