hair pirate

When a guy/girl wears their hair parted to one side and the hair swoop covers one eye.

Hey look, Julianne has a new do that covers her one eye. Oh yeah! she is such a hipster hair pirate.

by sassoon May 2, 2011

pirate ship poo

Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...

- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...

by gerryseeds August 7, 2018

Angry pirate

Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch

" The dumb bitch wouldn't swallow so I gave her the ol' angry pirate

by Harold Anus September 30, 2023

soul pirate

A person with red/orange hair. Often referred to as a “Ginger” and believed to be lacking a soul of their own.

“Watch out for that freckled fecker, he’s a right Soul Pirate and quick to anger!”

by P. Rick Starr November 21, 2024

Pirate doge

Pirate doge aka antonio has a gf

Pirate doge is the best member of the epic gamers!!!!

Sy: -_-

by ayy_peepoopcheck July 20, 2024