Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.

Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.

by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016

Angry pirate

Angry pirate occurs when a man shoots his sexual fluids into the bitches eye thus making her blind in one eye, it is followed up by a swift kick to her shin so she gobbles like a pirate with an eye patch

" The dumb bitch wouldn't swallow so I gave her the ol' angry pirate

by Harold Anus September 30, 2023

Pirate

Pirates are famous for only having one eye or the skull and Cross bone with an obsession with gold, sword fighting and theft.they enjoy islands sandy beaches and there ship.

Pirate : a good caption goes down with the ship

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

Fucking pirate style

When you fuck a bitch then cum in here eye and kick her leg out from under here. Then yell argggg

Bro last night this bitch was being a total cunt, so I had to fucki pirate style.

Fucking pirate style

by Pussy master December 25, 2017

soul pirate

A person with red/orange hair. Often referred to as a “Ginger” and believed to be lacking a soul of their own.

“Watch out for that freckled fecker, he’s a right Soul Pirate and quick to anger!”

by P. Rick Starr November 21, 2024