Mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

« may we all be mud monsters. »

by TheMudMonsterEnthusiastic September 18, 2021

Alabama Mud Slushee

While having anal sex, your partners rectum is full of shit. You then take chipped ice and pour it in creating a slurry. Then you vigorously pummel the rectum creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.

That chick let me stick it in her butt last night. She was full of poop, so I decided to throw in ice chips and give her an Alabama Mud Slushee. Man, was she pissed.

by Headshok1962 March 20, 2025

Mud Dawg

Yo slime, person who works hard and got it out the mud/trenches

Yea he really from the trenches, he a mud dawg

by UsaKnowledge July 9, 2022

mud flute

One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.

Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.

by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017

mud buggie

a man made vehicle that is build by rednecks. they use yard scraps. they go muddin with the mud buggie. rednecks put tires a slide a ladder and lawn chairs on a built thangy

bubba and the guys built a mud buggie to show off at the pit

by katielynmuddin00 April 21, 2014

Oklahoma Mud Slide

While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide

Once the party has gone past wild, we bring out the Oklahoma Mud Slide.

by FrakkinRowdy July 4, 2021

Worm’s In Mud

A term to describe anal sex

Anal sex, more like Worm’s In Mud!

by Tacoindaass December 31, 2017