March 5th

Ask out your crush day! 😈

Oh shit, Jacob it’s March 5th.. SHIT! looks like I got to ask out my crush.

by Babalishka March 4, 2021

March

The month where every man owes women $10

It’s march, time to give my mom her 10 dollars for women’s history month

by Xenaxaya February 28, 2023

March 20

Treat your best friend really good this day

Hey bestie it’s March 20th

by lolll45 March 20, 2021

march 14

national day to pick on jessie

march 14- jessie you look like shit stop making tik toks

by behheehehnen March 14, 2022

March 12

Today is a day where girl have to say yes to anybody!

Friend:Hey is today march 12?
Girl:yup🤦 ♀️

by Cassyyyyyy March 12, 2022

March 26

People born on march 26 are either really hot or extremely hot and most of the women are fruity

These people are guaranteed to grow up as a milf/dilf

Friend: is your mom born on march 26?
Me: yes
Friend: your mom is a total milf!

by Burn baby burn! March 22, 2022

March 15

National give your boyfriend ALOT of kisses and hugs all the time nonstop.

Boy: oh hey babe can i come over?
Girl: of course!
Girl: starts hugging and kissing the boy nonstop

Boy: what was that for?
Girl: its march 15😸.

by Your secret lover💋 March 14, 2023