furry dice

when your nuts are hairy
i was going to suck his dick but when he pulled his pants down he had furry dice.
by matthew gobbersom June 01, 2014
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Furry Nipples

When a man and women ingage in fornication in the position of missionary and her man is on top and he starts playing with his nipples and asks her if her furry nipples are wearing yet and she reaches over and grabs a candle and burns his nipples with wax and asks are your furry nipples wearing yet
by Glennybob69 May 31, 2024
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Kill a Furry Day

The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.
Kill a Furry Day

Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."

Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)

Person #0839: "Love you, furries."

Five minutes later...

Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.
by Barcodificationism June 01, 2025
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Kill A Furry Day

A day in which everyone is encouraged to find their local furry or furries, and then kill them. Participants can trade in furskins to their nearby Walmart, in which they will obtain more firearms and ammunition based on the rarity. This day takes place on April 15
Dan: Hey man what do you want to get for Kill A Furry Day?
George: I want at least an Mk-19 this year, last years haul was pretty dry.
by SomalianWarLord February 28, 2024
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Furry Master

Furry Master is a funny, lively, joyful person. The greatest friend I could have, never could I ever trade his friendship for something else. He always makes me want to see if he's online. But when I can talk to him, it's worth the while. Such a great friend! I love you bro.
"Don't be a bitch" ~Furry Master 2020
by Nøthing👀 December 30, 2020
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Furry Species

I’m surprised no one got this yet, so I am going to fill you all in in the most common species. I don’t know most of the actual names, soooooo yeah. I might be calling them something unlike thier names.

ALIEN WITH A BIG TAIL
This is an alien furry with a big tail that is big enough to swallow a human. The tail’s tip consists of a mouth.

PROTOGEN

A quickly rising in popularity species, thier are many different models for protogens. They can be full robots, or part robots. Even sometimes just a visor, and nothing else robot about them!

DUTCH DRAGON

A species of dragon covered in fur, and otherwise void of scales.

NORMAL

Your average furry that could be a fox, wolf, etc
I hope you enjoyed this furry species thingie! My fursona is a Mirakat.

NEVER BE AFRAID TO STAND UP FOR YOURSELVES, FELLOW FURRIES.

sorry if I made that sound weird-
by MirakatFursona February 03, 2025
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never be a furry day

On December 12 Anyone who is told that they cant be a furry will never be a furry ever again no matter what
1: Hey man its never be a furry day
2: Oh thanks i almost forgot well happy never be a furry day
1: Thanks we will never be furries
by A_thing November 24, 2021
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