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Cookie cutter syndrome

The syndrome in which one is so trash at a game that their shots outline the enemy instead of actually hitting them.
You can't hit shit, you probably have cookie cutter syndrome.
by 5013 October 28, 2023
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Cookie boobs

When your boobs are made of cookies and only you can nibble at it. It can come in assortment of flavors for the liking.
Hey today im hungry let me just take a bite out of my cookie boobs.
by Tipzilla August 6, 2018
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ookie gookie cookie

A game played among men in which each man jacks off onto a cookie. The man who cums the quickest loses and must then proceed to eat said cookie.
Before every football game, the team played a rousing round of ookie gookie cookie.
by Black orchids August 12, 2009
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

When something doesn't go your way.
Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...
by acetone May 31, 2004
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens
Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"
by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004
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last cookie of the package

When someone (generally a girl) thinks she is very better than any other, she is asked if she is the last cookie of the package!
Girl "I only date with very rich men!"

Guy "Do you think you're the last cookie of the package?!"
by Magnetofgirls February 19, 2014
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chocolate chip cookie

after having anal sex with a female. the male removes his penis from her anus and wipes it on her nipples. then bends her back over on the bed and continues to have anal sex very very hard. in that process the now soiled nipples will make contact with the hopefully clean sheets. the resulting dots will leave a chocolate chip cookie pattern.
so no shit there i was doing this chick in the ass. when i pulled out, and she said you best not be done. i said, bitch im no where near done with you. so i cleaned my dick off on her tits and bent her the hell back over. after i got done railing her real hard i noticed the chocolate chip cookie on the bed. the name stuck.
by mike the great December 3, 2007
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