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snake

to slither around trying to take something from someone even though they clearly don't want to give it to you.
jason is being a snake, he should just ask if he wants it so bad!
by thatpersoneveryonehates October 29, 2018
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snake

someone who acts all nice and is ur friend but turns out to be a backstabbing bitch
omg riya is such a snake!
dp’s sister needs to stop being a snake
riya malhotra is a snake who is obsessed with dylan ferrer
by da_real_tea_sipper October 14, 2019
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ted snaking

The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.
Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night

Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af
by Dragon dix August 2, 2021
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snakes tits

stazzi "wouldn't mind asking lucy out on a date"
momo " sheesh...you have got more chance of finding a pair of snakes tits than lucy going on a date with you fam!"
by Gollywobble January 3, 2025
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snake in lipgloss and a wig

just a brat who is rich and likes to show it
Ugh shes a snake in lipgloss and a wig
by ._.Blue._. May 22, 2021
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Snake

Someone who you thought you could trust but stabbed you in the back or talked shit about you
Omg Georgia is such a snake she talks about me all the time
by I'm not Cia August 4, 2017
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Alabama Snake Rider

a new age sex position (post publication of the kama sutra).

placements— male will lie on his back, and the female will be on top of him in a low squatted position with her knees directed towards the ceiling (sometimes known as 'the asian squat'), and her back towards him. her hands are to be in front of her and placed upon his thighs, just above the male's knees.

movement— female would bounce up and down while maintaining the low squatted position. a female is considered 'highly skilled' if she is able to "bounce" or "ride" with either, very minimal use of her legs (i.e. repetitively un-bending then bending her knees), is able to keep her feet fully flat on the ground, or is able to keep her knees pointed upwards.

her stance should be narrow, and the exact width of his bod; her heels, on both left and right sides should be touching his hips.

this position can be modified to make the stance and movements easier by placing her knees where her feet are originally (aka the 'reverse cowgirl' position).
bro #1: "where were you last night. man? i tried to text you, then called you a few times, and you literally didn't respond to anything.

bro #2: i know, i know! and forreal, i apologize. but i had my lil sneaky link come through and when she decided to do that alabama snake rider on me, i swear it was like i was paralyzed and couldn't remember my own name!
by Rihyo May 3, 2023
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