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Devious Ethan

Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.
"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."
by born to poop, forced to wipe November 28, 2022
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Ethan

A very kind friend but really weird his dick is very long and is a practical joker. He fails most of his tests.
Hey Ethan your gay Ethan: fuck me
by Uwu999999 March 31, 2022
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ethan liao

ok this msg is for ethan liao bc he’s just perfect ykyk. ok so basically ethan, i’ve been wanting to tell u that i liked u for a very long time. like even ur sister knows lmao. santa didn’t give me what i wanted bc i put you in my wishlist 😭 but it’s fine. anyways, i’ve been wanting to tell you that, everytime when you msg me, i get all excited. but what really hurt me was that you were literally so dry. like as dry as the desert. but you were still my number one. n you short asf. like even a girl is taller than u, smh. anyways… .i hope u never see this msg bc it’s just a dumb middle school crush ☹️
girl: hey girl, just to lyk that THE ethan liao is coming THIS way
me: OMG
ethan: *literally bumps into me without saying an excuse me or sorry*
me: THAT WAAS SO DANG ATTRACTIVE!!! so hot omg
girl: girl…you picked the wrong dude.

me: no i didn’t, he’s so handsome
girl: GIRL, DONT EVEN TALK ABOUT HIS LOOKS…

**this was a real life experience…he literally bumped into me during the thanksgiving feast in middle school. he didn’t say an excuse me or sorry, he just continued talking with his friends. i was literally getting all excited that i went to the bathroom with my friend and i was literally punching the stalls and kicking the air with my feet. he got me all excited n sh….😭**
by ilovefrankocean123 December 12, 2022
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Ethan

A mother frickin sexy boy. No. Man. He has washboard abs and flowing hair. Love him with great compassion because if you don’t, you’ll end up with his friends, that’s a no-go!
Girl: omg why are you walking funny

Other girl: Ethan fucking destroyed my pussy last night!
by Ethans lover May 19, 2020
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Ethan

A boy who will break your heart and not realize. Ethan is kind, smart, usually athletic and doesn't care about what people think.
Lindsay: who is that over there?
Breanna: that's Ethan I think he likes you
by Lillybug08 August 10, 2021
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Ethan

Oh its ethan

Yeah he is a proper saddo
by Udeiebwks December 3, 2020
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ethan & raegin

the definition of a perfect couple. they always make each other smile, always on the phone as well. they are super sweet and never fail to make other people happy. they never really tell anyone that they're dating yet everyone knows.
harlee: why are they together?

jade: you haven't heard?
harlee: no?

jade: they're dating.
harlee: ohhhh makes sense.

jade: they are ethan & raegin
by raegin/oliver February 20, 2022
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