waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Shit Show

Shit Show... is a choatic mess, or an abundance of shitty work on display. To wit:

The Sur la table on 1806 fourth St. in Berkeley Ca. Is a Real “shit show” if you ask me. (2023)

by Thug Life Coach February 7, 2024

SUMMONER SHOW

something that alen made about 5 years ago and abe will never find out what it is

wow your gay SUMMONER SHOW

by nigajew December 30, 2018

Phil & Jo Show

The Phil & Jo show, a popular show on Zoom TV for high schoolers, aired only once but they filmed multiple episodes. It was canceled by Administrators due to inappropriate behavior because Jo, the host of the show, accidently showed a pornographic image.

As the students sat quietly they watched the Phil & Jo Show relentlessly.

by The Producer November 6, 2020

Shit Show

Anoka High School Cafeteria

“What’s for lunch today?”
“Sewage”

“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”

by Bleb ;))) December 12, 2019

Truman Show moment

An event which seems unbelievably contrived - so much so that when it happens to you, you begin to suspect that you are not a real person, but a character in a celestial sitcom.

(from a Lucy-Desi Comedy Hour episode, ca. 1956) You are in Las Vegas and you and the Mertzes want to go on a uranium hunting expedition in the desert, and children are not allowed. You then discover that a couple you know from New York is staying in the same hotel with their child. Little Ricky then goes to Hoover Dam with the other couple and their child, freeing you to hunt for uranium. The "Truman Show moment" occurs when you discover that the other couple is at your hotel.

by ddstarr August 27, 2012

Show choir

Some thing I hope to join one day. (Me currently being 14) A bunch of sequin clad highschoolers dancing and singing. With too much energy at their shows, and always on overdrive 24 seven. They tend to have short attention span‘s, and are always sleep deprived. 80% of them also want to be on Broadway. Overall seems pretty good.

Show choir

by anonymous January 29, 2023