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Jew Tears

: mix drink consisting of Manischewitz cream peach kosher blush wine, Yaegermeister, a salt rim and a flick of ash from a cigarette.
“Hey bar keep get this Alter Noyef a glass Jew tears for his shizer
by Abezhibit August 1, 2021
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Llanta Jew

A person that is very cheap and grugal.
Oh, that foo is a llanta jew.
by MatrixYT January 14, 2025
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Jews

I don't have any problem with the jews that I don't have with the christians or muslims. I don't dislike the religions. I actually rather enjoy the stories and the extended lore. It's the God that I detest.
Hym "Come on Jews are you functionally equivalent to a Jesus in your religion or aren't you? Inquiring minds are dying to know!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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Riding Jew

Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back
Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front

Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022
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A Jews wish

As in a pish (to urinate)
I’m going for a Jews wish
by L4ll4n206l May 28, 2025
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Jew banging whore

A low Dollar prostitute as jews are considered cheap
Difference between a jew and canoe canoe tips
That jew banging whore has low yelp score but you don't pay much for her
by YETI SLAYER April 27, 2025
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Jew-jiutsu

A stupid or comedic way of referring to krav maga
I just learned Jew-jiutsu
by Wednesday Swinger August 17, 2021
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