smoking howitzer

A smoking howitzer is a hidden fact so important in any investigation that when it is uncovered a smoking gun pales in comparison.

When the police discovered what the criminal had done, the chief said: "Forget about the smoking gun what we have here is a smoking howitzer.

by Rocking Robin June 28, 2023

Smoke show

When you fart after you blow smoke up the butthole and it blows a perfect ring. Also known as a rim puff

Student : I’ve been practicing my smoke shows butt they keep coming out like an oval. Got any advice as a mentor ?

Maestro: Oh yes I used to have that problem. I really have to curl in not out. Try that next time. Also getting a toy can be super beneficial.

Student: ah that makes so much sense, maybe I should size up my plug?

Maestro: yes, the bigger the asshole the bigger the puff. But it’s all about muscle control, it’s no fart you know

by ButtMaestro March 1, 2023

Seattle smoke and mirror trick

For a women to fart during intercourse while the penis is still in the vagina in front of a mirror

Oh she pulled the old Seattle smoke and mirror trick on me last night

by Spliff deathstar March 4, 2023

SMOKEELY

when you smell smoke but it isn't smoke it's air

DO you smell smokeely

by CoolJeffMan123 March 5, 2023

Incense can still smoke better

It's a typical Hindu Buddhism phrase that basically says I'm high on life yeah cool Buddhist fashion.

master: Did you not turn on the light it clicked and the switch used the electrons?.

Student: If you listen to yourself you will hear incense can still smoke better.

by Wow,you know, March 12, 2023

Smoke On The Water

Beginner Guitarist's National Anthem

I can play Smoke On The Water with one finger

by UltimateDoge March 14, 2023

Smoking Lardo

When Lardo is looking mad snipeable so you pop him in the nose

what if they turn around and are like yoo who smoked lardo

Yo get behind me we bout to be smoking lardo

by Billy La Bufunga March 18, 2023