oppo pHONE

Bruv,this thing is a bomb from 1980's

HELLO GUYS, TODAY WE WILL DROP AN OPPO PHONE BOMB INFRONT OF AUNT MUNTYMUNTY'S HOUSE! YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by #Rizzler March 31, 2024

2 hands on the phone

A term used when reading smut on a phone, (comminly used on Fan Fiction sites) to tell others to not self pleasure whilest reading.

2 hands on the phone you bunch of gooners!

by ICBWYBRBMSID January 23, 2026

Phone Min Hset Maung

A noun to describe someone that always answers his phone and does nothing all day.

“Yeah man call him he’s a phone min hset maung” or “bro I swear you’re such a phone min hset maung cause you laze around all day and pick up the phone any time I call you”

by Vra vranni January 29, 2026