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Josh

A guy named Josh is the dumbest guy you will ever meet. He will toss the best relationship he could ever pull in the trash, for some dumb school program thing that isnt even that advanced. He will break up with you in the shittiest way possible. Over text. Straight up just saying 'we need to break up' without even acknowledging your feelings yet. Not even giving you a say in whether or not you want to. You could write paragraphs of hate towards this boy, and he will just respond with a simple phrase such as: 'I know'. He would rather have 10 vaping, lying side hoes than one real girlfriend. Josh will make you do all the work in the relationship. Never fall in love with Josh.
R: Josh broke up with me for the shitties reason.
Literally everyone: NO, WHAT? JOSH FUMBLED SO BAD !!!!!!
by marvel..x0 November 20, 2023
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FUCKING JOSH

When your Autistic brother gets mad at your older brother for no reason.
Josh- walks in room
Mario-FUCKING JOSH
Josh-confused
Mario- Fuck you JOSH

Josh- stays quiet

Also Josh- I hate my life
by Compound dyslexic December 29, 2021
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josh and coco

soulmates, two people that are meant for each other, two connected hearts, those who set each other's heart ablaze; the dream team
do yk josh and coco?
yea, he's really cool and so is she. coco is working on being better for josh because she has jealousy and sensitivity isses
oh fr?
yea her issues really bum the both of them out. she needs to be better but she's trying
oh, ok. yea, i just hope josh and coco work out. they seem perfect together. couple goals, some might say
by cokes.malokes April 29, 2023
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Joshed

Verb

When another person starts talking about their last partner while getting intimate.
by ArchosDome October 6, 2010
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Josh S.

A fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat man.
"The earth quakes when Josh S. walks."
by Oofism April 28, 2025
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Josh

the dumbest cunt to walk the fucking Earth. Says dumb shit that nobody cares about. It's crazy that he thinks anybody cares. Nobody does you white ass bitch
"Josh you dumb cunt stfu"
by envycupid April 16, 2020
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Josh

A sweet boy, who you will fall in love with in 2 hours
Josh:Hey Emma
Emma: Hey Josh
Josh: How are you ?
Emma:good how are you?
Josh: good
Emma:bye
Josh: Bye
by Klight June 11, 2018
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