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Extreme Facebooking

The act of amassing hundreds of friends over multiple years and then, in one day, posting multiple crotch-shots of yourself, sex pics of yourself and any offensive or racist comments on your Facebook profile for the sole purpose of seeing how many people will De-Friend you in a 24 hr. period.
After normal Facebooking for several years, I grew tired of the medium and decided to do some Extreme Facebooking, so I posted ten before-and-after photos of the night in which I laid a 'Hot Carl' on Ms. Madeleine Albright's chest and proceeded to Chili-dog her, losing 127 friends in the process.
by painfulQueef November 14, 2011
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Facebook Shade

The act of being up to no good on Facebook or Facebook Messenger. Using the Apps to contact people behind someones back.
I don't even want to go on Facebook anymore, so sick of all the Facebook Shade going on behind my back.
by So She Says December 22, 2019
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Facebook Ghost

Someone who used to have a full Facebook account, but ended up deleting it while still using Facebook Messenger to keep in contact with their friends. Just like a Force Ghost no longer exists but can manifest and communicate- a Facebook Ghost can still chat and participate in group chats, but has no profile to be viewed.
Daniel is a Facebook Ghost and can't be invited to the concert through the Facebook Event page, so the host had to use Messenger to send him the details.

"Hey why can't I check your profile? I didn't get any notifications for your birthday."
"Oh I'm a Facebook Ghost, I deleted my account but I still use messenger to hang out in the group chat. "
by infernlmagician November 15, 2019
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Facebook Juggling

When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.
Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!

Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling
by shadyblues13 July 3, 2011
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Facebook Politician

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
by Wizzil March 17, 2016
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facebook toilet

Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.

Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.
Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.

If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.

The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team

You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"
by melly L December 9, 2013
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Facebook chilling

When one sits on their Facebook account, aimlessly clicking around for an unspecified period of time. Usually oblivious to surroundings.
Bob: Dude, why didn't you respond to my txt?
Steve: Ah sorry man, I was just Facebook chilling and didn't even see my phone go off
by Facebook Wizard July 27, 2010
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