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facebook invade

Commenting or posting on someone's facebook post where you don't know the person.

After the post, the invader writes INVADED! to let everyone know they've been invaded.
Augie puts picture up of himself. Two friends comment, one person (Danny) unknown to all, invades:

Jenny - Aww u look awesome!
Chris - Where did you get that sword?
Danny - You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch :D. INVADED!

That was a facebook invade.
by MDMC January 15, 2011
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Facebook Sneak

a user on Facebook who repeatedly activates or de-activates their personal profile and/or blocks and unblocks the profiles of various people in order to accomplish one or both of the following:

a. sneak in and out of another person's account to see what they are up to and with whom without them knowing they've been there;
b. prevent certain people from knowing where and with whom they were sneaking around with.
I wish Paul would stop being a Facebook Sneak! He blocks and unblocks me before I can unfriend him in my profile settings!
by Paranoid in Panama July 19, 2011
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face to facebooking

When you step outside the realms of social networking, and actually communicate with an acquaintance through face to face, verbal contact.

face to facebook, face to facebooking, face to facebooker
Don't worry, you can come round to my house and we can do some face to facebooking in the meantime!
by limeywesty February 24, 2011
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Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.
Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015
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Facebook Juggling

When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.
Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!

Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling
by shadyblues13 July 3, 2011
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Facebook Feminism

Unlike real feminism Facebook feminism is just mean girls with numbers. Don’t disagree with anything just leave quietly. Every perceived wrongdoing is met with hyena screams of victim shaming slut shaming or Patriarchy perpetuators.
I disagreed with a meme and the next thing I knew I was booking a therapy session.Facebook feminism it’s a thing
by jacinta pearl splinter October 26, 2020
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Facebook Mum

A mum who posts/sends cringy and/or hypocritical Facebook and/or Instagram posts to friends/family.
Karen just sent another minion meme to me, what a Facebook Mum.
by Comet! August 14, 2022
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