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Facebook Juggling

When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.
Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!

Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling
by shadyblues13 July 3, 2011
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Extreme Facebooking

The act of amassing hundreds of friends over multiple years and then, in one day, posting multiple crotch-shots of yourself, sex pics of yourself and any offensive or racist comments on your Facebook profile for the sole purpose of seeing how many people will De-Friend you in a 24 hr. period.
After normal Facebooking for several years, I grew tired of the medium and decided to do some Extreme Facebooking, so I posted ten before-and-after photos of the night in which I laid a 'Hot Carl' on Ms. Madeleine Albright's chest and proceeded to Chili-dog her, losing 127 friends in the process.
by painfulQueef November 14, 2011
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facebook invade

Commenting or posting on someone's facebook post where you don't know the person.

After the post, the invader writes INVADED! to let everyone know they've been invaded.
Augie puts picture up of himself. Two friends comment, one person (Danny) unknown to all, invades:

Jenny - Aww u look awesome!
Chris - Where did you get that sword?
Danny - You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch :D. INVADED!

That was a facebook invade.
by MDMC January 15, 2011
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Facebook Feminism

Unlike real feminism Facebook feminism is just mean girls with numbers. Don’t disagree with anything just leave quietly. Every perceived wrongdoing is met with hyena screams of victim shaming slut shaming or Patriarchy perpetuators.
I disagreed with a meme and the next thing I knew I was booking a therapy session.Facebook feminism it’s a thing
by jacinta pearl splinter October 26, 2020
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Facebook Rash

(noun)

Someone who follows you around on Facebook, and comments of everything you do.
Person: Oh my god, that stalker keeps liking all my new photos! I should never have added him. He's such a Facebook Rash.

Term first introduced by The Oatmeal.
by lrx_stra March 18, 2016
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Facebook Ghost

Someone who used to have a full Facebook account, but ended up deleting it while still using Facebook Messenger to keep in contact with their friends. Just like a Force Ghost no longer exists but can manifest and communicate- a Facebook Ghost can still chat and participate in group chats, but has no profile to be viewed.
Daniel is a Facebook Ghost and can't be invited to the concert through the Facebook Event page, so the host had to use Messenger to send him the details.

"Hey why can't I check your profile? I didn't get any notifications for your birthday."
"Oh I'm a Facebook Ghost, I deleted my account but I still use messenger to hang out in the group chat. "
by infernlmagician November 15, 2019
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facebook refreshment

The act of clicking on the refresh button on your internet browser while viewing facebook.
I need a facebook refreshment. I need to see if her fine self has a new status update.
by tha finer things April 6, 2010
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