facebook invade

Commenting or posting on someone's facebook post where you don't know the person.

After the post, the invader writes INVADED! to let everyone know they've been invaded.

Augie puts picture up of himself. Two friends comment, one person (Danny) unknown to all, invades:

Jenny - Aww u look awesome!
Chris - Where did you get that sword?
Danny - You look like a young Marvin Hamlisch :D. INVADED!

That was a facebook invade.

by MDMC January 15, 2011

Facebook Constipation

Refraining from posting to social media for an extended period due to lack of motivation, internet service, stupid people, etc. Often followed by Facebook Diarrhea.

Sorry for posting so much lately; I just got over a bout of Facebook Constipation.

by JohnnyApocalypse September 13, 2015

Facebook Juggling

When you have so many windows and games going on Facebook that you feel as if you are juggling.

Dude, I had like 20 different convos up!

Me too, and I was also having a poke war!
Man, sounds like you were super Facebook Juggling

by shadyblues13 July 3, 2011

facebook refreshment

The act of clicking on the refresh button on your internet browser while viewing facebook.

I need a facebook refreshment. I need to see if her fine self has a new status update.

by tha finer things April 6, 2010

Facebook Mum

A mum who posts/sends cringy and/or hypocritical Facebook and/or Instagram posts to friends/family.

Karen just sent another minion meme to me, what a Facebook Mum.

by Comet! August 14, 2022

Facebook Shade

The act of being up to no good on Facebook or Facebook Messenger. Using the Apps to contact people behind someones back.

I don't even want to go on Facebook anymore, so sick of all the Facebook Shade going on behind my back.

by So She Says December 22, 2019

facebook toilet

Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.

Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.

Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.

If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.

The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team

You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"

by melly L December 9, 2013