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Trelawney effect

1. a person or organization whom makes unorthodox references, actions, implications, crazy juxtapositions, threats, looming etc. in an all out and defensive manner that resemble Professor Sybill Patricia Trelawney from J.K. Rowling Harry Potter series, when she is receiving an "performance audit"-like interrogation by Dolores Umbridge, when their usefulness is challenged.

2. a person or government bureaucracy whom commits a slippery slope or camel's nose fallacy through an exceptionally egregious manner in an effort to justify their perpetual existence.
Auditor Smith: The department I just audited is suffering from the Trelawney effect (or Sybill effect).

Auditor James: What did they do?

Auditor Smith: Told us that if we didn't leave this instant and stop disrupting them, then that the planet's core was going to mutate causing a cataclysmic and irreversible instability, our ears would sprout brain eating butterflies, every volcano on Earth would simultaneously erupt, and one out of ever forth human being would transform into a brain and blood sucking zombie/vampire.

Auditor James: What department were you auditing?

Auditor Smith: Congress.
by Dragoon91786 October 25, 2010
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gogbera effect

when a person masturbates so much that people don't want to say hi to him/her anymore and girls reject them
-yo, have you heard that this man has a (gogbera effect) ?

- holy crap dude , what a loser
by lukaaaer June 27, 2019
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The Yudhii effect

To get a person who hates you to simp for you.
So you played her and now she's simping for you... Isn't that the yudhii effect
by Dr stickz March 22, 2021
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The Vomino Effect

When someone vomits so powerfully, it makes other around them vomit also
Davo: I just had a vom vom
Stevo: I know, it made me vom vom.
Davo: Yep, that's the Vomino Effect.
by 3600 NIBOR October 14, 2010
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The Anus Effect

The anus effecr is very powerful and possibly deadly. Basically, Anus is a skanky ass dwag whose an essay fucker and has a new disability every day. These creatures are very easily triggered so make sure to chop their ears off b4 u open ur blowhole.
Possum: Is that the emo anus everyones been talkin abt
Possum wife: OH NO ITS THE ANUS EFFECT, WE ALL GON BE A CRUSTY ASS FURRIES RUNNNN
by Mcneals Long Lost Dad April 4, 2023
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Deathsuki Effect

Deathsuki Effect is a Effect mostly used in after effects most ppl also call it OMG DEATHSUKI
Omg is that the deathsuki effect you used here ?!
by Nakivfx September 25, 2021
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Scandella Effect

A widespread misconception about a sport fact or stat. It is continuously reinforced throughout time thus keeping its false belief in existence. Derives from the popular term “Mandela Effect” and is coined after long time NHL defenceman Marco Scandella
Bro how crazy is it that the US beat the soviets to win gold in lake placid?
Actually bro that was only the semi final game. They had to win one more to secure the gold
Ah damn my bad bro, total Scandella effect
by Francis69 October 13, 2023
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