An extremely dangerous mental condition by which someone has a complete denial of the smashing if ground beef into a thin patty which creates the most delicious burgers. These individuals tend to spend needless time and effort making round patties that just fall apart in the end and take forever to cook.
My burger is uncooked and broken in two, must have been cooked by someone with extreme smash burger denial.
by Clars800 September 12, 2020
Get the Smash Burger Denialmug. (He kinda looks like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons) This mans is a chemistry teacher who L O V E S sig figs, and if he ever has kids they will be named sliders. Mr. Burger is the BEST teacher that you will ever meet and can make anyone love science. He also speaks in a very monotone voice and has and epic mustache. Heres some quotes.
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
"Let's finsish up the sheet, then we can shoot Aleks!"
"You learned this in Algebra 1."
"So heres my gun..."
"I just overcame this inertia!"
""I'm a wall abuser."
"Why'd you be scared of a little bullet? Anyway, let's get out calculators."
"*creates tests and worksheets in Comic Sans MS font*"
"Well you can die somewhere else..."
by XxLegalBeansKingxX October 31, 2019
Get the Mr. Burgermug. Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.
Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.
Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.
by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025
Get the Burger Musicmug. Damien: Here is your burger bro
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.
Diesel: Thanks, man...What is this?
Damien: It's called a Hard Burger .
Diesel:...I hate it...
Damien: Ow my feelings.
by LuckySandvich August 11, 2016
Get the Hard Burgermug. 
Some fat ass nigga or fat ass bitch
by Jerald clarcson August 7, 2022
Get the Burger ass niggamug. When Hitler yelled at Mussolini for attempting to surrender to the Americans, H. Himmler was heard to exclaim, "Oh! Harsh burgers!".
by Ernest LaRouche July 1, 2011
Get the harsh burgersmug.