Texas twinkie

The act of rubbing one’s penis through hot gravel and then shoving it up a woman’s asshole while ejaculating

I gave Julian a Texas Twinkie the other day.

by JuanFepe334 May 22, 2025

texas tamale

when you shit in a her mouth

ay girl wat dat mouf do lemme give you dat TEXAS TAMALE

by omgTIGG October 5, 2016

texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.

Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip

by Overtime Whore November 8, 2017

Cisco Texas

It is a town in Texas that no one likes. They act like there better but really they are just jealous. They suck. Terrible

Cisco Texas sucks and is a terrible place.

by Bobis52 March 5, 2022

Texas Sticky Note

The action of masturbating and ejaculating into a tissue, then sticking it on your girlfriend or boyfriends forehead.

Last night, Jones gave Sydney a Texas Sticky Note

by Bricky Ricky July 6, 2024

Texas

You think that's hot?!

beta florida man: god it's so hot
Texas chad: YOU THINK THATS HOT!? we live on the sweat of satans bung diggity' dung hole for christ sake

by couch Remote December 22, 2020

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020