National Hickey Day

On September 6th give your boo a hickey. You’d see tons of bitches with bite marks all over there bodies.

Girl: “Ewww why’d you bite me”
Boy: “It’s National Hickey Day”

by Clorox_Fan25 September 5, 2019

National appreciate your friends day

On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.

Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same

by Incredibly Small Child October 27, 2021

National Sphere Day

November 23rd is the national day of the shape, Sphere. NOT TO BE MISTAKED WITH NATIONAL CIRCLE DAY!
Sphere is a pretty word and a pretty thing. You should definitely celebrate it by playing with marbles, or sphere-shaped things.

sphere: Did you know, its NATIONAL SPHERE DAY ??
circle: wow, really? Lets play with marbles.

by daveandbambiknower November 15, 2023

National Grab Ass Day

You fucking sicko. This isn't even a real thing. I hope you bleach your eyes and never search this up again.

No. National Grab Ass Day is just no.

by L0V3S1CK July 6, 2021

National slap ass day

On December 11th, you are allowed to slap anyone’s ass.

Jessica: OMG did Tyler just slap my ass?
Tyler: It’s National slap ass day!
Jessica: ohh

by trackgod100 December 10, 2019

Plymouth Rock Day

Plymouth Rock Day is the 2nd Monday in February when all females are required to give blowjobs before 2pm or be punched in the face. Originates from a whore named Plymouth who loved to give blowjobs, often being rewarded with phrases like "Wow Plymouth, you rock!"

Can't wait for Plymouth Rock Day. Hope I don't get that snaggle toothed bitch again

by robertisafaggot February 9, 2015

Send a nude day

26th of november is the day where you send a nude to your partner/lover.

Hey you should send me a nude honey, do you even kniw what day it is? It’s the send a nude day!

by justherehangin November 26, 2019