Bland dick

When your dick needs some seasoning before your girl eats it normally a flavor lube.
But some flavor on that bland dick before I eat it.
by Ivanieortiz July 19, 2017
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carnal dick suckings

A blowjob that makes you spit on a hoe’s while she demonically gawks
That nasty ass bitch had her long acrylics up my bootyhole while she continuously gave me some carnal dick suckings all nite. Shii man.
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Dick me girl

The final form of a pick me girl. Instead leveraging the regular “im not like those other girls , im one of the boys” trope she uses sexual proclivities to be accepted by males.
“She got passed around like a blunt and then paid for the bag”
“Yeah she’s a dick me girl”
by Carmen Sider September 10, 2021
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machine gun dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam
by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018
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Dick

Mmm this dick tastes really good maybe I’ll have some more
by I’mamazingwithme! December 21, 2019
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Dick

His dick was 12 inches long!
by Hiii I play fortnite September 9, 2018
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military dick

A chode. Thick and wide penis. SUPER veiny. You just KNOW this dudes in the military. His dick is a living entity.
That Sebastian kid has a real meaty military dick.
by ahgetawayfromme June 4, 2020
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