Fucking Uphill

When you are banging a girl while standing up that is taller than you.

Tom: "I'd hit that standing up."
Steve:"How? She's like a foot taller than you."
Tom: "Easy. I'll be fucking uphill!"

by Djsparty May 11, 2010

Fuck Shui

The exact opposite of Feng Shui

I need to organize my office, right now it is totally Fuck Shui

by PTheDestroyer April 12, 2019

fuck boi

In gaming, a Fuck boi is a suck up little bitch who has his head so far up your leader's ass that you swear the next time that leader opens his/her mouth, Fuck boi's face is going to snap out like the second jaws of that fucking monster in Aliens.

Stop trying to insinuate yourself into every aspect of our guild, fuck boi! You've only been a member for three months.

by Onimod November 9, 2015

fuck and fade

Primarily experienced with online dating.

First you meet and chat. Sometimes this progresses to a date and sex. After which point, said person gets slower and slower about responding and eventually just disappears.

Friend: So how'd the date go?
You: I thought it went great but then he pulled a fuck and fade.

by kitkats482 May 26, 2016

Watcha lookin’ at, fuck?

Don’t you..

Look at me

DONT YOU FUCKING LOOK AT ME.

Watcha lookin’ at, fuck? WATCHOO LOOKING AT, FUCK.

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

Go fuck yourself

An appropriate and understandable reaction to someone who refuses to acknowledge audacity when confronted with it and/or their actions.

Example:'

Asshat: you are worthless, think you got problems? You're really not gonna let me borrow your credit card for vague undefined purposes?

Person: Go fuck yourself...

by Buddyguy August 7, 2025

Fuck the owner day

On April 5th, all members of a discord server have the right to break every rule, and fuck with the owner, on this day the owner is completely powerless, and has to watch the fuckery being committed

You cant ban me, its the Fuck the owner day, you cant do anything against me

by Foxi17 April 5, 2023