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dick wipe

A person who volunteers to whip up your dick juice.
Hey man want to give me a good dick wipe?
by Badfinger80 December 2, 2016
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Double-Dick

Like double dipping but used when you fuck someone, then immediately fuck someone else, sometimes without washing in between.
John: So how was the threesome?
Brad: I had to double-dick from Jessica to Ashley.

John: Did you at least wash off first?
Brad: Do you any time to do anything else in a threesome?
John: True.
by Bitch Balls Deep January 20, 2017
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Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020
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dick

you
you know what i'm talking about, DICK
by The One You Call God September 11, 2020
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Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)

Guys that could emit BDE but are too unbothered to care
Their girlfriends won't tweet about it because these guys could give you the best sex of your life then drink chai tea and go to yoga class
girl 1 - i met a guy last night we smoked and chilled, I wonder how long

girl 2 - guuurl I bet you he has Chill Dick Energy (C.D.E)
by ChillDickEnergyONLY May 11, 2019
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mustard dick

When you accidentally drip mustard off of a pretzel onto your crotch.
"Aw man I just mustard dicked myself!"
by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017
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Dick

horny thing that goes big when extra horny
by DickStick42 December 15, 2021
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