Squat-Fuck

A jobsworth cunt.

"I don't give a fuck if you're on your last warning, gimme a 20% goodwill discount or I'll kick your teeth down your throat, you miserable little Squat-Fuck"

by Smear test August 23, 2017

semi-fucked

That incomplete feeling after ending sexual intercourse early

"You don't get is Donna, he left me feeling semi-fucked damnit!"

by OzzyBozzer October 31, 2017

fuck it we ball

sounds like masturbating, but you would be surprised

Someone: fuck it we ball
Someone as well: *you* ball

by nzeu October 29, 2023

Fluster-Fucked

1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.

2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.

Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.

3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.

Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.

4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.

Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.

Since I received the bad news, I'm so fluster-fucked I can't see straight.

by ~Riversong~ November 8, 2022

Late fuck

Someone who enjoys being late for everything.

Michael: Tyrone was late to go to school.
David: He’s a late fuck.

by LinkxPeach June 19, 2025

what in the actual fuck

My reaction to almost every single article on this... GODFORSAKEN WEBSITE, roamed by the filthiest of beings make the most DIABOLICAL "sexual" terms that previously didn't exist. (DO NOT LOOK UP ONION RING PLEASE)

Person A: "Hey look at this urban dictionary article! Person B:"WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ????"

by 2Uvas June 18, 2024

Fuck Face

Jarred

Fuck Face: a person who steals your project that you've worked on for a while.

by Doctor Who S11 E4 October 30, 2018