Person 1: "Did you hear that Joe has a tri-dick?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I don't wanna see his three penises."
Person 2: "Yeah, I don't wanna see his three penises."
by CarsonLaBen May 28, 2018
Get the Tri-dickmug. A scientific theory stating that the size of a virgin's dick is both above and below average until they measure it.
Person 1: Do you have a big dick?
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
Person 2: I'm not sure, I'm too lazy to measure it.
Person 1: Oh, so it's a Schrödinger's Dick situation.
by Skulltra February 3, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Dickmug. When the dick is good but goes too far and hits your gag reflex then makes you throw up. But it’s okay as you are a trooper and swallow and carry on.
Girls!!!! I gagged on the dick to much and sick dick happened! It’s okay he didn’t know and I carried on!
by SickDgirl March 19, 2021
Get the Sick Dickmug. Dan is a man amongst a bag of dicks. Despite being sick, he still went camping only to listen to his friends complain that it was raining.
by Chappy not Scott March 14, 2024
Get the man amongst a bag of dicksmug. by I love doing sex November 9, 2025
Get the Suck my dickmug. WHEN YOUR DICK IS TO SMALL YOU BAG A BIG DICK CAUSE YOU ARE SCARED FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK
Chicken dick was sent to bang THE HOES . MY DICK WAS TOO SMALL SO I BAGGED A BIG DICK . AND WENT TO WORK. DONT WORRY THE HOES WONT KNOW WHO YOU BAGGED!!!
by THE BEAR . Husband March 5, 2023
Get the CHICKEN DICKmug. 