who tf asked

whenever someone walks up to you and says “I just got free ice cream” you say “who tf asked”

Angela: I got free ice cream!

Dan: who tf asked

by sussy dictionary man May 30, 2022

Who left

Your mom

Some person: Hey! Who left thi—
Me: Your mom

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Who’s shagging arse?

Man walking around, usually at work. Shouting “who’s shagging arse”

Hey boi, who’s shagging arse?

by Elgreat January 27, 2022

Who up ozelling their morgan

When someone such as Morgan freeman gets a bit jiggy and shakes his bussy

Defined as
“Woah man what was I doing last night?”
“You were ozelling your morgan”
“Who up ozelling their morgan?”
“You”

by Mr Beans finger January 30, 2022

Doctor Who

the best fucking man on the planet earth

I WANNA WATCH DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOOO

by RtchetRachael February 2, 2022

Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

These people are absolute muscle gods. They read books 24/3 cos on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday they are building their omega muscles. But beware when you see these people. They’ll come for you and eat your m&m’s.

You are a prime example of Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

by DefinetlyNotAV February 11, 2022

that kid who asked for your number

that random annoying kid who will ask their friend to get their crushes number and immediately get rejected

ew it’s that kid who asked for your number, run

by anonymous February 11, 2022