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turtle

n. to be the main driver or source of transportation for a person or group of people even if you're not invited or are unable to attend whatever event they need the ride for; usually boss, older brother, or person in authority over you so that you are unable to decline
derived from the character turtle from the show entourage
It sucks being the turtle for my older brothers whenever they want to go clubbing. I can't wait till I'm 21.
by an unwilling turtle December 8, 2011
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Turtle

A word used as a replacement for the word awkward.
Chick 1: OMGosh did u hear that fart in class?

Chick 2: Yeah totes. That was soooo turtle.
by Imony October 18, 2011
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Turtleneck Buddies

Friends who are uncircumcised and are aware of the fact.
"Those guys are way too open with each other. They're turtleneck buddies."
by clyde1the2ghost November 19, 2012
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Turtle Smasher

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.
Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!
by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012
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Turtlenecky

When you're wearing a shirt that really gets uncomfortably close to your neck.
"This shirt is a little turtlenecky today, it's given me the chokes!"
by 2012brf March 5, 2013
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Turtle Belly

a well defined six pack that resembles the belly of a turtle
Emma - " wow! look at that dude, he is super fit!"
Arlia - "yeah, but he's got some turtle belly going on"
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Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.
If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.
by i8toast April 11, 2013
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