Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022

rusty terminator

Getting tetanus from painal

During my stint in the county jail, my cell mate gave me a rusty terminator

by Walkoff March 29, 2016

Rusty Douglas

The act of taking a shitty, unwiped anus, and pressing it upon someone's house. Preferably on a window or a sliding glass door, leaving a brown, shitty kiss mark of someone's asshole on said surface.

"Man, someone left a rust Douglas on my neighbors window last night. Had the whole neighborhoods feathers ruffled."

"If you don't quit, someone is likely to give you a rusty douglas"

by DickRichards February 14, 2025

Rusty Donald

The act of recieving a rimjob while wearing a Donald Trump wig-bonus points if you call her Melania and make her tell you that you have a yuuuuggeeeee penis.

I can believe she wanted to do the Rusty Donald on the first date!

by MorningMemeMaster69 February 8, 2018

Rusty Bennett

When an enlarged clitoris rubs across your nose and leaves a trail of slime.

Man, I was with the girl and she sat on my face and gave me a Rusty Bennett.

by Slapstick wordery February 28, 2024

Rusty Venture

when you masterbate way too much and your penis is red and raw

im cock is soooooo rusty venture from last nite!

by snodd eeei November 26, 2010

Rusty Anchor

The act of inserting both balls and a penis into an ass and grabbing hold of her and falling off the bed together

Geoff fell off the bed with his significant other screaming rusty anchor away!!

by GeoffPrice December 31, 2017