Southern French

It’s a code name for a blow job.

Would u mind speaking some Southern french? No i don’t wanna give u a bj

by Xiapa November 21, 2021

French Suicide

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour

Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.

by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018

French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.

“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”

by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023

French Dogsitting

When you’re watching somebody else’s dog and you suddenly get the sexual desire to lather up your dick in peanut butter and proceed to stuff doggy biscuits in your ass in hopes of the dog giving you some free ass eatin’ that wouldent be available anywhere else.

Me and Nancy’s dogs got down and dirty with some French dogsitting since the cable was out.

by TheGayCabinet June 21, 2018

French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023

French Fuck

Ass to ass with a double dildo

The two retirees decided to retire after a night of drinks with a French Fuck as a night cap.

by The10ne December 11, 2023

French

A large bunch of cheese sniffing, baguette bashing, trout miking, oh ho huon saying, short, greasy people

He is soo ‘French’

by Phonye October 31, 2023