Taylor is the most beautiful bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s got long legs, a cute laugh, and bruises so mysterious you’ll ask yourself “I didn’t know you can get hurt sleeping.” She’s neurotic and loyal, you can say whatever you want about her and she might cry a bit and write a poem about it, but if you EVER say anything about her family or friends you’re gonna wish you were never born sicko! Marriage material, day 1, propose on sight. Literally ever person she interacts with should not be “starting a conversation” just getting down on one knee with a lil box in hand and maybe a street performer you hired to play “The Reason” by Hoobastank.
Guy 1: who’s that fuggo over there?
Guy 2: well it for sure isn’t Taylor, she’s a dime.
Guy 1: I’m gonna propose to Taylor now.
Guy 2: no I’m going to propose to Taylor you fuggo!
Guy 2: well it for sure isn’t Taylor, she’s a dime.
Guy 1: I’m gonna propose to Taylor now.
Guy 2: no I’m going to propose to Taylor you fuggo!
by Hoobastanklover420 July 10, 2023
Get the Taylormug. a person who is a ruthless murderer. kills every specimen of the bird category, especially geese. will shoot you, and pull your hair out until your scalp starts bleeding.
by Dave Grohls girlfriend December 26, 2021
Get the taylor tierneymug. by The king of all mingers November 16, 2023
Get the taylor francismug. by fuckthegays.com April 2, 2023
Get the taylormug. She is a nice,crazy acting person she loves to help sometimes her attitude may get dangerous but she still loves you no matter what
Taylor robinson was just climbing the walls acting crazy(slow).
I know taylor robinson she just helped me out by helping pay for dinner tonight.
I know taylor robinson she just helped me out by helping pay for dinner tonight.
by insta=ALLABOUTSHA2 August 18, 2022
Get the Taylor robinsonmug. 
