Snake

A snake is a person named Ryan. He likes to betray and scam people

Is that person Ryan? He is a Snake

by Mister Popular October 24, 2018

Snake

Someone who is one of the most absolutely horrific people you will ever meet but hide it until you open up and trust them. They will throw a whole party and not invite you. They will make you look like the awkward one in a situation. They will stab your back until it bleeds over the place. DO NOT trust a snake. They are so rude in the end but so easy to stay "friends" with. They come in all sorts of forms as well. Theres the good ole' two faced snakes who are people who pretend to be nice and then stab you in the back two seconds later. There are the fake snakes who are just not at all who they make out to be and are actually a complete and utter bitch. There are so many species that it makes it hard to name it all but if we can all just tell the "twat faced jizz stains" to piss off then we should be okay.

Example 1: The two-faced snake
Innocent Person: Hi!
Snake: OMG Hi! You're so pretty we should hang out sometime!
*two minutes later*
Snake (to other snake bitches* She is sooooooo ugly ew ew ew ew (ect)

Example 2: The fake snake
Snake: Hey!
Innocent person: Hi!
S: We should be friends omg!
I: Ok ahah
*two months later*

S: *fake noise*

Dont trust these disgusting reptiles

by wacky yo October 27, 2018

snake

to slither around trying to take something from someone even though they clearly don't want to give it to you.

jason is being a snake, he should just ask if he wants it so bad!

by thatpersoneveryonehates October 29, 2018

Rachel the snake

This girl will tell you the tests are hard AF but she scores a 99% on it while everyone else gets 50%.

She will cover her test in times of need and basically you are screwed over by Rachel the snake.

The test was so hard even Rachel the snake failed it.

by eliemerson November 1, 2018

Illinois brown snake

When a guy is on bottom of a 69 and he gets the girl off so hard she shits on his forehead.

My girlfriend surprised me with a smelly Illinois brown snake on my forehead oddly I asked if she had more.

by FleshySilo July 12, 2017

snake

someone with a layered personality, very sly and sneaky. they may talk to you in person, but if you try texting them, forget it. they never respond because they are too busy doing snakey things.

That girl never texted me back, what a snake!

by no snakes allowed July 12, 2017

Snake

An emotional ride that you feel.

Ryan: "Oh my god Hannah, you're being so rude."
Hannah: "How?"
Ryan: "Because you're snaking me right now."
Hannah: "How do you know I'm a snake?"
Ryan: "Because it's an emotional ride that I can feel."

by Snakes "R" us July 18, 2017