Taking Care of Business

When a woman that wants to have crazy sex with you but she lives to far away. By taking care of business you travel to the woman's location and fuck the shit out of her.

George lived 2 hours away from Jill (a girl he met at college) and Jill really wants to have sex with George. George decides to take work off so he can go "taking care of business" and travel the 2 hours to fuck Jill.

by brendonb87 June 9, 2011

Taking Roy off the grid

Successfully doing something completely different with your life, or something you control, than is expected, or otherwise contrary the status-quo.

Holy shit! This guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

by yoj!mbo July 15, 2015

Taking Grandma to Applebee's

When Conan O'Brien makes the sweetest of love to George Lopez.

You hear about what happened on TBS last nite? It must be sweeps week, becuase for 25 minutes, they were taking Grandma to Applebee's.

by Gonzo_not_till_2 November 11, 2010

take off your armor

Medieval sex term for taking off your condom, used in the ye ole days when banging unprotected.

The king said," Take off your armor"
"I like to live dangerously"

by Cheeky Scrubl0rd February 10, 2015

Liberty Taking Shit Cunt

Not only the lowest cunt possible, but also the type of cunt that takes the piss to the next level!

You owe me money you Liberty taking shit cunt!

by TommiPat April 14, 2022

don't take this the wrong way, but

What you say to someone right before you say something that can only be taken one way: badly.

Don't take this the wrong way, but every time you enter the room it smells like someone smeared shit all over my face.

by danpinole January 16, 2008

taking back sunday

A bunch of sell outs. Only good when John Nolan was in it.

"Have you heard the louder now cd from taking back sunday? it's sooo good!"

"Nah man, they're crap. I listen to the good stuff.

by jigglebop May 22, 2007