by AVelociraptor November 15, 2018
The equivalent of the rusty trombone when performed on a female. Consists of orally stimulating the asshole while manually stimulating the pussy, mimicking the actions of playing the melodies.
Jeff: What’s the best way to eat a woman out?
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
Greg: Give her the ol’ rusty melodica, man, bitches love that shit.
by Tayus Neb October 27, 2019
The act of licking a females anal opening while reaching around and fingering her, resembling the act of playing a guitar. Somewhat like the Rusty Trombone
by SkunkBoi August 23, 2011
by Lt. LOLZ February 10, 2016
Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.
"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!
by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017
Pleasuring a Latina in the backseat of a '72 Impala with shag carpeting but no hydraulics as the windows fog up with the same humidity causing your ass and her knees to stick to the vinyl seat coverings.
by Keith W and Ryan J July 16, 2015
by MeatmissleMW1995 June 13, 2022