Proceded to make a fist with two knuckles protruding. Then strike object with said protruding knuckles.
by Mark Twain Gay Nephew January 20, 2020
Get the Two-Knuckle Punchmug. Much like the one inch punch by Bruce Lee amazes people, as an adjective it means a person with a small penis who is amazing with it despite his size
Susan: You are a one inch punch.
Joe: What?!
Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.
Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions
Joe: What?!
Susan: Despite your size you are amazng in bed.
Joe: It's not about the size of the boat but the flow of the motions
by crankyasianladee March 17, 2015
Get the One Inch Punchmug. Requires pure stealth until the moment you scare the shit out of them by yelling NINJA at the top of your lungs just before swiftly junk punching them and disappearing into the darkness again leaving them with sore balls and a fear of the word ninja.
"Once you've been ninja junk punched you can never hear the word Ninja again without a chill of terror running up your spine."
by Momo6717 July 22, 2012
Get the ninja junk punchmug. When a full-fledge bro is a little bitch when he keeps fucking his bros over by taking all the beer money for some god damned weed. Wouldn't be that big of a deal except the little fucker smokes it all and doesn't say shit till the bros are ready to party. If he isn't going to treat his bros with respect, then they knock his ass down to bitch level and treat him like one. This way he will remember all their hot pocket cocks tearing up his ass next time he's on beer duty.
"Where were you yesterday Dick?"
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
"Oh about that, Jason used all our beer money on weed again so we had to hot pocket punch his ass. That'll teach him."
by hegwog November 1, 2022
Get the hot pocket punchmug. 1. The art of turning someone into your cunt with one good, hard blow. punch.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.
My girl got so jealous at this random woman hittin on me that she gave her the good ole cooter bop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.
by MidniteKitti April 4, 2015
Get the Cooter Bop punchmug. scientifically proven to be as affective as Plan B, and is used usually 2 to 3 months into the pregnancy, From Alabama, this one fierce punch will terminate any fetus within a 3 inch radius of this mighty blow
“I heard Susan got the ol’ Alabama One Punch today”
“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “
*Both Yee in mourning*
“Dam, let’s give a ‘Yee’ for that poor soul “
*Both Yee in mourning*
by i speak Carti +^* October 14, 2019
Get the Alabama One Punchmug. by Cmannnnn January 26, 2022
Get the Double tongue punchmug.