pickle

the worst tasting food item known to man kind. anyone who enjoys the presence of pickles’ opinion is invalid. if you call one a pickle then that is the worse insult you could place upon a soul. you have now called that person so ugly and so unbearably smelly and they are such asshole-y trash that even nicholas cage is offended by your general well being. good job.

bob: I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO MATTY B FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THEN TO HVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR UGLY FACE
fred: WELL I HATE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WOULD RATHER WATCH THE ROOM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE THAN HAVE TO SHARE AN APARTMENT WITH YOU ANY LONGER
bob: NOBODY LIKES YOU, YOU PICKLE
fred: oh.

bob: shit man i’m sorry i took that too far.

fred: ...

by Vlad Wiligiginginton June 2, 2018

Pickle hook

Someone working too hard to get the D

Yo, that kid was a straight up pickle hook!

by Flagrant June 7, 2018

Electric Pickle

A pickle that is mistaken for a vibrator

She fondled the electric pickle

by Fack’et June 11, 2018

digital pickled vegetables

A TV series or talk show that is played while eating alone

omg, Beverley Wives must be my digital pickled vegetables, I watch it in the food court after class.

by kkkkkkkami October 15, 2023

pickled tink

A drunk and/or geriatric person of gay persuasion.

"I don't want to date him, he is a pickled tink!"

by Trivii October 16, 2023

Pickling

When you leave it inside her after s*x and both go to sleep with it in.

Dude, my girl and I tried pickling last night. She woke up with it in her still and got excited so we went again.

by Allthegoodonesweregone October 31, 2023

they go together like peanut butter and pickles

The more controversial version of the phrase "they go together like peanut butter and jelly."

Davey: Bro Doritos and Mt. Dew, like, they go together like peanut butter and pickles!
Jon: Wtf? do you mean they go together like peanut butter and jelly?
Davey: No, what made you think that?

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023