steal her fucking eggs

when you see that biddy, and you know she wants it, but she doesn't know she wants it, so you have to sneak in and inseminate her - effectively stealing her weird little internal eggs and fertilizing the shit out of em.

See also: vaginal rape
John: "What up biddy?"

Biddy: "Excuse me? My name is Sandra."

John (thinking): "Mmmm biddy i'm a steal yo fuckin' eggs"

John's friend Andy: "Steal her fucking eggs, man"
by Ballsasscatporn April 01, 2011
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Underboob square lego eggs

its where you fucking lay down on the side walk with your ass exposed on a really hot day and have your friends grandmother cook eggs on it and sell them at walmart, keeping them heated in an easy bake oven. It helps not to get shit on them or fart in the old women's face, because she could die from inhaling toxic gases.
Hey dude i just made $5 from making Underboob square lego eggs with sean's grandma!
dude your horrible.
by Rem yo October 04, 2010
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Keep your eggs in ya ovaries

A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.
Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!

Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!

Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.
by Swaggerella September 03, 2012
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It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
"Guy 1: Hey wanna eat green eggs and ham with jizz and shazam!"
"Guy 2: oh boi do I"
by Officer_figpucker69 February 07, 2017
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An endearing term. When you love something so much you feel over joyed with happiness. Butter.
You really butter my egg roll , because you fill me with over flowing joy and happiness. That really butters my egg roll
by Yeetum July 12, 2017
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EGG ME DADDY 0w0

when someone wishes to be gifted an egg.
CARL-EGG ME DADDY 0W0
jACK-WTF ARE YOU OK?
CARL-NO, I NEED A FUCKING EGG NOW
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Head ass white egg

a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away in pe, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off
that fatass kid with no friends who thinks he’s like conor mcgregor is such a head ass white egg
by SWAGKJD September 12, 2020
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