Goated, cr7 is the goat of football ⚽️
by Hiyalolasr June 11, 2025
Get the Goatedmug. (Im making a ACUAL definition of goat bc all these STUPID ppl say it's greatest of all time, WERE TALKIN' BOUT THE ANIMAL HERE!!) anyways...
A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
A goat is a fluffy Little mini deer. It can sometimes have horns, and it's poop is shaped like raisins. The main pet goat is the pigmey. But the milk goat is also common. GOATS ARE ADORABLE, OKAY? anyways, there is also a very small breed called the Nigerian. It mostly has blue eyes and a paint coat. (Btw, baby goats are adorable, and goat birth is disgusting)
Mark: MAN!!! LOOK AT THAT SEXY GOAT!!!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.
Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??
Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!
Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
Lucy: yo man dats creepay.
Connor: did u see what Laney posted on her ig yesterday??
Mariah: no, what was it??
Connor: it was a goat birth!
Mariah: EW that sounds DISGUSTING!
Connor: yeah, it was, but the baby was adorable!!
by Lil Pouch June 12, 2018
Get the Goatmug. 
One who eats and drinks whatever remains at the conclusion of a girls’ trip, similarly to how a goat will eat anything available.
We still have an entire bottle of Bacardi left and half a key lime pie; someone’s going to need to vacation goat that shit tomorrow.
by Vacation Goat June 6, 2024
Get the Vacation Goatmug. 
by Yo_Diggity13 May 31, 2016
Get the goat girlmug. by Big_Leonard September 4, 2023
Get the The Goatmug.