As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

Ridgeway ride-a-long

A very expensive ride you go on with Gary Ridgway on the SeaTac strip to to find a prostitute to kill or go back to one of his grave sites to have sex with the corpse

If you're rich enough you can go on a gary Ridgeway ride-a-long

by Trailer park Jerry curl admini August 4, 2021

Long Jonner

An extra boner that is extremely long

I woke up and had a long jonner so I called the storage garage company!

by Fucker1387 November 3, 2017

So Long Schlong

When you have sexual intercourse as a farewell gesture

“Oh, your leaving tomorrow? I guess I’m going to have to give you some So Long Schlong!”

by Intimidatingwang August 4, 2020

Burger long

A regional word for Hot dogs

Jams: "What did you have for dinner"
Coper: "Just had burger long"

by soviet raccoon August 17, 2025

long burgoid

A burger THE LOOOOONG WAY.
Typically a burger served in a horizontal direction.

"I went to Bunnings and had a Long Burgoid!"

by Beefboy February 7, 2025

Getting your long johns jimmy'd

Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.

After noticing the sly look on his face Dan asked, "James are you getting your long johns jimmy'd?"

by Markusftr June 8, 2017